Bush
Finds Weapons of Mass Destruction
Because he puts them there
Bush has always
declared that he will find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. This despite
the fact that no one, after years of
searching – not the
United Nations Special Commission or the United Nations Monitoring, Verification,
and Inspection Commission, not the International Atomic Energy Agency, not
even Dick Cheney – has been able to find anything besides wishful thinking.
But something in the misinfosphere is making waves. In March 2004, the Mehrs
News Agency1 stated “there have been reports that U.S. forces have
unloaded a large cargo of parts for constructing long-range missiles and
weapons of
mass destruction (WMD) in the southern ports of Iraq.”
Of course, this could be bogus information by the Iranian government, but the
day after this report Colin Powell made some threatening statements:
According to Associated Press, March 14, “Secretary of State Colin Powell
put Iran on notice Sunday that other countries will not ‘just sit by
idly’ while Tehran pursues building nuclear weapons.... ‘If they
continue in this manner, to deny and to put out the kind of statements as they
did, they’ll find that the international community will be prepared to
take action’ when the agency meets in June, Powell said on Fox News Sunday. ‘I
won’t prejudge now what those actions might be, but the Iranians need
to understand that the international community is not going to just sit by
idly while they continue to move in the direction of a nuclear weapon,’ Powell
said.”
Wait, it gets even weirder: A Department of Defense whistleblower detailed
an attempt by a covert U.S. team to plant weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
The team was later killed by friendly fire due to CIA incompetence.2
It’s possible that international scrutiny of the “found” weapons
of mass destruction might prove that the weapons are indeed suspect, but by
the time the election is over it’ll be too late.
Bin Laden is Captured
Osama bin Laden has already been captured and is being hidden away somewhere,
perhaps in Dick Cheney’s bunker.
In Late 2003 former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright told reporters
that the Bush administration may already have captured Osama bin Laden
and will release the news just before next year’s presidential election.
On Fox News Channel’s “Special Report with Brit Hume,” Roll
Call reporter Morton Kondracke recounted Albright’s comments to him
while she was waiting in the green room to appear on another show. Kondracke
said the former Clinton official approached him and asked, “Do you
suppose that the Bush administration has Osama bin Laden hidden away somewhere
and will bring him out before the election?”3
In February 2004, citing “knowledgeable sources,” Tehran Radio
reported that Osama bin Laden was captured. But the official Iranian media
outlet did not specify when he was captured, and the report has yet to be
confirmed elsewhere.4
An immaculately organized media frenzy will show split screens of a dilapidated
bin Laden versus a triumphant George W. Bush. The push in popularity for
Bush makes the expected stolen election more believable. This theory is
known as the Bin Lotto.5
Bin Laden is Killed
Unlike the unspectacular capture of Saddam Hussein last winter, the Bush
team produces a dazzling video News Release that shows the leader of
the Terror network surrounded and killed by U.S. forces in Pakistan.
This Wag
The Dog production is not so unlikely as the Bushies find themselves
exposed for focusing way too much time on the war in Iraq and not
enough in hunting
down the Saudi fugitive. This theory is also more likely than the bin
Laden captured scenario because it’s clear the Bush family will not want
to put bin Laden on trial. This media bombshell makes the headlines for the
week prior to the election. Most likely outcome? “We Got Him!” all
over again.
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1 http://www.tehrantimes.com
2 http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2003/06/266752.shtml
3 http://www.rense.com/general46/octo.htm
4 http://www.rsrobinson.net/archives/000333.html
5 http://www.bushflash.com/lotto.html
