The Coming October
Surprise
by Edmar
As we ponder the sadness of electing Tweedle Dee or Tweedle
Dum for president this year we can’t help but realize that the election is already over
and we lost. Let’s face it – the Empire has chosen a path of
overreach and lots of kids are gonna be drafted for the world wars no matter
who wins.
We know many thinking humans believe that the election will be our last chance
to thwart Armageddon, that we can rely on the election to solve our Bush
problem. We recognize that many of us would like to see nothing other than
regime change
by voting for Kerry, but really, Bush and Kerry have almost identical positions
on everything. We hate George W. Bush and his administration. We despise
him more than you do. We too would like the world to breathe a sigh of relief
by
not electing him again. But we believe an “October Surprise” is
in the works to derail even the most committed liberal and armchair hipster
activist plans to unseat the Dark Lord by simply voting him out.
Perhaps you’re familiar with the original “October Surprise” in
1980. Executed by those backing the Reagan campaign to unseat Jimmy Carter,
the plan made a deal with the Iranians through the CIA to continue to hold
American hostages beyond the 1980 November elections.1
As their political capital flounders it’s widely anticipated that the
Bush Administration will orchestrate news events as the November 2nd presidential
election approaches. And many pundits of all persuasions think it’s
entirely likely that terrorist attacks are inevitable this coming summer
and fall. The
question is who will be behind it and how will it affect the election.
Right now Homeland Security Czar Tom Ridge and Bush lackeys in Congress are
seeking approval to “postpone” (read: cancel) the election just
in case the terrorists are at it again. What the hell?
This year we predict that Bush Juggernaut will benefit from another October
Surprise to maintain power. With over two decades of experience, it seems to
make sense that the Bush royal family will continue to maintain its position
though deception, coup, and perception management. They simply refuse to yield
power.
We present some interesting theories and statements that’ve been making
the rounds in the infosphere. Consider this a field guide to some asymmetric
warfare conducted by complicated interests trying hard to keep the Empire
on track.
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all graphics and images: Michael Freimuth
