around you. Does it make you feel like singing? Of course it does, because
you're American. You're beautiful. And what makes you beautiful is that you're
scouring the internet for the truth. The truth about why our proud flags are
flapping in the wakes of SUVs? Why are elegantly-spoken humanitarians powerless,
while rabid CEOs of chemical and industrial mega-mirth can waltz into our
capital and push the button?
Don't you feel like singing? KaraokeAgainstRacismAndOffKilterEmpire does,
and we'd like to draft you for our army. Help us make munitions! Mutiny! We
need you in our weapons factory.
HERE'S WHAT YOU DO:
1. Pick a Karaoke Track from our library or yours.
2. If you're not fully satisfied with the political content of the lyrics,
re-write the entire song, or correct as needed.
3. Make a Karaoke Video with whatever graphics you can. Make sure that the
lyrics are easy enough for any freedom fighter to step up and sing it out,
like in a pro-karaoke video.
HERE'S WHAT YOU GET:
Every one who enters an original Karaoke Video gets a K.A.R.A.O.K.E T- Shirt.
Second Prize gets an Usama Bin Laden Medal. First Prize gets a Saddam Hussein
Medal. Grand Prize Winners are granted THEIR OWN COUNTRY! No Joke!
Email edmar email@example.com and Kitty Karoake at Kitty Kaplooey <firstname.lastname@example.org>
for more info